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Ruby works a Saturday shift at Tesco self-service Till 4. The customers are exactly what she needs.

Tesco-blue tabard over the pink tracksuit, Clubcard prompts, a self-service screen reading TILL 4. Ruby scans almond milk, a bag of bananas, and somehow continues to be the best-dressed fruit on shift. A queue of customers — banana in a polo, a worried lemon with a handbag, a peach holding a bottle of lager — waits with the patience of fruits who have worked a Saturday before.