The Pulp Press
Headlines from the cinematic universe
We do not verify. We do not retract. We juice.
- 2 hours ago
Strawberina spotted leaving Pamela Pomelo's Newport estate at 4 a.m.
Sources say it wasn't about the brunch.
- 4 hours ago
Plumique reshoots S3 finale after 'creative breakdown' on set
HFO denies the reshoots are 'crisis-related.' Insiders disagree.
- today
Gojo Coconut's blindfold listed at Sotheby's; opening bid $44,000
PVB declined to comment on whether it is the original.
- yesterday
Yuzu DeLuca's folder: a forensic analysis
Three pages have been authenticated. The fourth has not.
- yesterday
Benedict Bergamot's mystery plum: a frame-by-frame breakdown
She has a beauty mark. We zoomed in. You will not believe where.
- 2 days ago
Don Citrullo released from St. Citrus General; statement forthcoming
The Pith showrunner: 'we filmed everything. Some of it will air.'
- 3 days ago
Front Lemon S3 mask sold out worldwide in 11 minutes
FruitFlix's licensing arm reports highest-ever single-day Halloween revenue.
- 4 days ago
Bramley confirms Bergamotte Hayes is his twin: 'we don't talk about it'
The Pulphoria / Rind Island crossover everyone has been calling for.
- 5 days ago
Pulpgate footage rumored to resurface; FBI denies involvement
The 2030 leak that ended two careers may not be over.
- this week
The Pulps 2032: predictions, lock screens, and a rind-island upset
Our editors lay out the case for an unprecedented reality sweep.