Real Housewives of Rind Island

Six citrus matriarchs in Newport navigate husbands, juice empires, and grudges that have ripened since 2019. Strawberina is the cast newcomer.

The yachts are big. The cocktails are bigger. Strawberina arrived from Fruit Love Island already famous, already feuding, already on a different network's payroll. Pamela Pomelo runs the show on-camera and off. Yuzu DeLuca has accused everyone of something. The season finale of S1 was watched live by 4.4 million fruits.

Episodes — Season 2

• 1.Welcome to the Rind

  44 min

  Pamela hosts a dinner at her Newport mansion. Strawberina arrives uninvited with a bottle of champagne and a grudge that predates the cast. Yuzu pretends not to know her. The first toast is interrupted by a thrown shrimp fork.

• 2.The Brunch That Broke

  44 min

  An eight-fruit brunch becomes a deposition. Klementine Cabot takes a phone call she immediately regrets. Bergamotte Hayes references her twin's stint on Pulphoria; the editors leave it in.

• 3.Yacht Therapy

  45 min

  A wellness retreat on the bay. Limeria Costa tries to mediate. Yuzu produces a folder. The cameras zoom on Strawberina, who has not blinked in four full minutes.