Breaking Rind
"Say my name. Say my rind."
A high-school chemistry lemon, diagnosed terminal, partners with a reformed lime to cook the purest citric meth in the Southwest.
Wallace Lemon is dying. Fifty-three years of mediocrity, a pregnant wife, a son who needs care he can't afford. His former student Jasper Lime is a small-time juicer with a heart of pulp. Five seasons. Sixty-two episodes. The single most-rewatched show in FruitFlix history. The Pulps gave it Best Drama three times in five years; the network reissues a remastered cut every two.
Episodes — Season 5
1.Pilot: The Diagnosis
58 minWallace Lemon receives a diagnosis. He cooks his first batch in a stripped-down RV. The recipe is wrong. The recipe will be right by episode 7.
2.Cat's in the Bag
48 minAn accomplice problem. A bathtub problem. A floor problem.
3.And the Bag's in the River
48 minWallace and Jasper flip a coin. The wrong one wins. A confession ensues that the audience will rewatch in a podcast for years.
Don Citrullo cited Wallace Lemon's monologue ('I am the one who peels') in his S2 finale of Succession: Citrus Empire. The line has become canon in eight different shows.