Tales from the Crispr
“The produce section's been waiting up for you.”
An anthology of absurd, wildly tonally inconsistent fruit comedies. No two episodes share a setting, a genre, or a moral. Every one of them ends weirder than it starts.
Created by @blushitatales, the FCU's most prolific anthology channel. Tales from the Crispr is its showcase: gym farce, Matrix parody, pregnancy melodrama, society comedy, bedroom prank — five short films released across spring 2026 that share nothing except a shared visual language and a sense that the writer's room was, at best, dangerously caffeinated. The closest the FCU gets to sketch comedy, with the production value of a Pixar short and the tonal discipline of a public-access channel.
Episodes — Season 1
01The Plan
1 minBanana COACH stares down a whiteboard labeled 'THE PLAN.' His clients are not ready.
02Forever
1 minA lemon nurse offers a kiwi the choice between two pills. Forever, or what comes after.
03Two Mothers
2 minTwo pregnant grape sisters meet in a chandeliered hallway. The conversation is short.
04Getting Ready
1 minTwo banana sisters arrive at a townhouse for a night out. The pineapple maid does not know what's coming.
05The Sleeping Watermelon
1 minA potato in pyjamas approaches a sleeping watermelon with a paintbrush and a can of green.
The FCU's comedy entry. Different production house from FLI, TWS, and the Fruitverse — anthology format, no recurring cast, no through-line, much sketchier in every sense.